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That's A Prime Cut

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 6:00PM

HumanButcher

Nothing like Dave chops and applesauce.

[via Daily Picks & Flicks]

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The Meat Dyson

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

I’m both excited and disgusted. And maybe in love if she can do that with a slice of pizza.

[via Tim Sessions]

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food

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Dick Move, Man

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Am I being paranoid, or does that guy's sandwich smell a lot like Larry?"

[via The Chive]

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Everything He Needs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

My bad. This is actually Rosie O'Donnell's tool kit.

[via Izismile]

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The McRib Is Back!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2014 at 6:00PM

And they're inverted? Tonight, we dine like kings!

[via LOL Factory]

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