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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

TrainBuddies

Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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From Around the Web

Tips Meat Fedora

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 2, 2016 at 9:00PM

meatfedora

Three easy ways to spot a deranged psychopath:

1. They chew with their mouth open.

2. They are chasing you with a killing device.

3. They casually wear raw meat.

[via Idiod]

Mean Meat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 21, 2016 at 12:00PM

bacon

When you won't return your butcher's incessant flirting.

[via Reddit]

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Meat Head

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 11, 2016 at 11:00PM

rawredmeatheadsculpture
The worst part is taking him to the butcher for a haircut.

[via Ebaum's World]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: