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My Sub My Way

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

The all new Sweet Semen Steak & Cheese is October’s Sub of the Month.

[via Joanne Casey]

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Hot New Seasonal Recipe

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2014 at 8:00PM

Bringing a layered bologna cake with mayo and mustard frosting to Thanksgiving dinner is a creative way of telling your family that you hate them.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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Hellmann's Ain't Got Sh*t On Nifda

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 11:00AM

Add some zip to your sandwich, or just re-grout your kitchen tile with it. Totally your call.

[via Bro My God]

Happy April Fools' From The Devil

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

This so-called prank is actually a best-selling snack all throughout Middle America.

[via Strange Beaver]

The Face Of Pure Evil

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2013 at 10:00PM

Naked homeless man masturbating while singing that depressing Sarah Mclachlan song. Things I would rather see on the subway.

[via Acid Cow]