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Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

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Try Me!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

It doesn't transfer motion. So you can take a dump on it without waking your partner, guaranteed!

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Street Bargain

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just be careful when you cut it open. You don't want to wind up with a dead hooker AND a ruined mattress.

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Hardcore, Extreme!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2013 at 1:00PM

Feels like the X-Games are really reaching at this point.

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Tuck And Roll, Janie!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2013 at 5:00PM

"If your mother asks, just tell her I hit you."

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