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Water Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

WaterBed

If you really wanted to troll your drunk friend you would have put that thing in the ocean.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

A Little Extra Cushion

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

assbed

Let me tell ya… you haven’t had a great night’s sleep until you’ve slept on 24 replica porn star asses.

[via Weird Wide Web]

Get A Room, You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

How pissed are they going to be to find fresh stains on their new mattress?

[via I Raffiruse]

Don't Let The Breadbugs Bite

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

BreadBed

That mattress is all empty carbs. You've got to go with 12-grain or whole wheat at the very least.

[via Oddersite]

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Try Me!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 17, 2014 at 10:00AM

SampleMattress

It doesn't transfer motion. So you can take a dump on it without waking your partner, guaranteed!

[via The Chive]

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bed

dirty

filthy

gross

lay down

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try me