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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Mattress Hero

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Maybe he doesn't know that the mattress loses all value once it's covered in human brain matter.

[via Twitter]

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From Around the Web

Romantic Cruise For Two

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 6, 2016 at 9:00PM

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And they’ll be awakened gently by nature’s alarm clock… a six-foot water moccasin.

[via Acid Cow]

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 21, 2016 at 1:00PM

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It's the end of cheating as we know it! Well, cheating in your bed at least. They're totally gonna keep banging elsewhere.

[via HuffPo Weird]

Water Bed

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

WaterBed

If you really wanted to troll your drunk friend you would have put that thing in the ocean.

[via Catsmob]

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A Little Extra Cushion

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Let me tell ya… you haven’t had a great night’s sleep until you’ve slept on 24 replica porn star asses.

[via Weird Wide Web]