• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

My God, What Have I Done?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2016 at 5:00PM

MatchingFamily

When Jeffrey caught a glimpse of his reflection in the window, he knew he'd made a terrible mistake.

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Matchy Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If those pesky grandchildren want to interrupt her naps, they'll have to find her first.

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Horrible Hannah

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 31, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Is this a WANTED poster?

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Why Is There A Dead Spot In The Lawn?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2016 at 10:00AM

Sometimes you get high and discover a completely useless skill that keeps you busy for hours.

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Capturing The Moment

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 22, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Maybe shoot the lock off your wallet and don't rely on cousin Jeff to be the "photographer."

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