Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a soccer player take a secret pee in the middle of a match. Did you really have to do that shit inbounds, man?
- Attention hipsters: Your top-knots are making you go bald. Also, you're a dick.
- 15 years ago today, Vince Carter dunked over a 7-foot Frenchman. And this morning, I hurt myself getting out of bed.
- Here's how many years you have left to live (probably). I hope for every hundred or so people that click it, it just says "20 minutes."
- Check out these interesting facts about kissing. Now let's smash our foodholes together and swap flu strains!
- Stiff sentence for man who blamed armed robberies on his evil twin. I like to think there really is a twin, and he's just laughing maniacally while sipping a rum runner in Cabo right now.
- Hot girls in nature. These views are… majestic.