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Bumper Confession

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2016 at 6:00PM

IMasturbate

Most people don't even notice it because they're too angry about you buying a spicy mustard colored Mustang.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Flesh Saber

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 21, 2015 at 2:00PM

The reviews are in, and the new Star Wars film is totally fuckable.

[via Acid Cow]

Purity Rings

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

AntiJerkRings

It's a well-known fact that the only way to stop a Brit from touching himself is with jagged metal teeth.

[via Odd Stuff]

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Jerk-A-Thon

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 3, 2015 at 10:00PM

beatthecock

This will be my only chance to ever call myself an endurance athlete.

[via The Chive]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: