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Take My Money

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

I'm going to have an amazing face tan after sitting in this all summer at my apartment complex pool.

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It's Beef Jerky You Pervs

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 23, 2014 at 8:00PM

The "Great Northern Jerk-Off" you guys are thinking about happens the last weekend in April at a rest stop just off I-90 near Buffalo. You do get a similar t-shirt for participating, though.

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Then Where Should I Stand?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're gonna beat it, you'll have to do it right out in the open with the rest of us. Just as the good Lord intended.

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Can't Say You Weren't Warned

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 10:00PM

What did I tell you? DO NOT sit in front of DJ Green. 

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Cheeto Masturbation Is Real

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2014 at 10:00PM

Hopefully he got to finish before he was eaten.

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