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Shuck Yourself

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2015 at 5:00PM

CornDildo

I found this ear of corn in my wife's nightstand.

[via Urod]

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One For The Road

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 10:00AM

CommuterDildo

I can't judge. I keep one in my earthquake preparedness kit.

[via Acid Cow]

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backpack

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masturbation

on the go

prepared

road

Sex

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vibrator

A Major Award

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 17, 2015 at 10:00PM

jerktrophy

I knew I had a problem when I received this in the mail from Porn Hub.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

Sexually Deplorable Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 14, 2015 at 5:00PM

MinionFleshlight

Talk gibberish to me, baby.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

Private Handler

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 25, 2015 at 11:00AM

ArmyMan

With the enemy closing in, he's hoping to complete one last mission.

[via Kaotic]

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action

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