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Dorm Room Romance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

dormroomromance

Such a sweet way to let your roommate know that you’re planning a marathon masturbation session and to find something to do for the evening.

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Uhhh No

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

paintednails

But thanks for the brilliant idea!

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Laces Out, Penis In

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

FootballStroker

Or try the New England Patriots collectible version. Now even softer and squishier!

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Satisfied Customer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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If you're turned on by well-crafted product reviews, this one will help you "achieve yogurt."

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Nope, Nevermind

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

When your cat catches you masturbating.

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