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Nope, Nevermind

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 4, 2014 at 8:00PM

When your cat catches you masturbating.

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Nothing To See Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just spending a little quality time with my favorite sex-fence.

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The Arm Wants What The Arm Wants

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Sorry. It does that whenever it senses my wife and kids aren't around."

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Well Attended Class, Today

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s going to be a pretty neat experience to go home and masturbate to a sketch you drew yourself.

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10 Amazing Books That Actually Exist

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I've made no secret of my borderline illiteracy, so needless to say, books aren't really my thing. However, if I were to make a wishlist of the literary works I want most in the world, these gems would land right near the top. Because let's be honest, I'm not just going to throw away my cat's discarded hair like some kind of wasteful lunatic.

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