Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Don't rob an MMA fighter. You will look like a fool.
- TSA is offering money to anyone who can speed up airport lines. THINK, PEOPLE!
- A utensil drawer drum set. Something about this makes me cringe.
- Mind the gaps this Monday.
- Puppies rolling down hills! We all need this.
- Some bad train timing. This is so nerdy it kills me.
- Story time! About masturbation.
- Furniture that looks like human skin. Where can I buy some?!
- And awkward pregnancy announcements. Please stop.
[video via Barstool]