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This Hotel Has It Covered

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 9:00PM

bodyscrub

They also have a body scrub that washes away your shame from that late night Tinder hookup.

[via Imgur]

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Dirty Sink

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 20, 2015 at 11:00AM

Apparently no one had touched that soap dispenser in weeks.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Dorm Room Romance

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

dormroomromance

Such a sweet way to let your roommate know that you’re planning a marathon masturbation session and to find something to do for the evening.

[via The Chive]

Uhhh No

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

paintednails

But thanks for the brilliant idea!

[via Reddit]

Laces Out, Penis In

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 23, 2015 at 1:00PM

FootballStroker

Or try the New England Patriots collectible version. Now even softer and squishier!

[via VK]

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