If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
It's hard to feel bad for someone who saves so much money on costumes.
[via The Tango]
"How about I put you down for a nap?"
Someday a family will bathe an innocent, young child in there.
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This is who you're cheetah-ing on your wife with?
[via TC Mag]
Hold on, you're telling me Dejected Batman comes with his own Metro Pass?!?
[via The Chive]
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