He walks oddly slow, but damn is it a precision cut.
[via The Chive]
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
“If you try giving me Bit-O-Honey or a box of raisins, we’re gonna have a situation.”
The worst part about taking the subway is all the charred goat demons.
[via Lazy Cookie]