Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Kids losing their balloons, which is kind of heartbreaking.
- German dude breaks the beer carrying world record, which is a thing.
- 7 Seinfeld facts you probably didn't know.
- This woman loves baby dolls. Like, way too much and it's scary.
- 19 drunk texts that don't go that well.
- People auditioning to be mascots. How lovely.
- 30 real names of celebrities. Aubrey, Robyn…
- And 36 great Tumblr moments that make me smiles.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]