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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

mascotpenis

Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Meet Budsy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2016 at 1:00PM

WeedMascot

"Remember kids, stay in school through at least sophomore year and don't do too many other drugs."

[via Yaplakal]

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costume

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high

leaf

marijuana

mascot

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weed

Nice Neck

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 5:00PM

GiraffeMascot

Close your eyes, kids. This field trip is about to get real weird.

[via Kuvaton]

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animals

costume

furry

giraffe

mascot

nature

outfit

zoo

Gotta Catch The Train!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

SubwayPikachu

"I know it ruins the illusion, kid, but I'm not falling face down in hobo pee again."

[via Caveman Circus]

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costume

hand

hold

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mouth

pikachu

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: