Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A woman called 911 to report a UFO. Oh wait that's the sun.
- Pay a dollar to send your selfie to Mars! If you want.
- A dog pulling a suitcase through the airport. Perfect.
- Finland now has some homoerotic stamps. Lick 'em.
- Myspace Tom is good at Instagram. God dammit he loves social media.
- Amber Rose twerking. She's a mom.
- Woman got $15,000 worth of plastic surgery to take better selfies so the world is almost over.
- Bad ideas for the weekend to put in your spank bank.
- What you can learn from Tinderfessions. Research.
- And The Wonut. I'm listening.
[video via Barstool]