Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this dog get the news that a baby's coming home. Don't worry buddy, I'd react the exact same way.
- Elon Musk wants to nuke Mars. He doesn't just build awesome cars, he's also a super villain.
- With the NFL season about to start, get predictions from random Tinder girls. Who better to ask for sports insight than that stranger you really want to bang?
- Here's a comprehensive guide to prison. Not saying you'll definitely wind up there, but it's a smart read just in case.
- Science says you should probably stop making your bed. That is, unless you wanted to build the perfect ecosystem for tiny, skin-eating pests.
- This woman stole the cop car her husband was locked in. That is a serious ride or die bitch.
- Thursdays and boobs go well together, because boobs go with everything.