At least he could channel all of that pain into his crafting.
[via TC Mag]
Some family units have one cock, and some have two or even more. It's 2016, people.
[via Uber Humor]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
In a perfect world, Raekwon is the officiant of their wedding.
"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."
[via Meme Guy]