Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This is a really weird video on how to give a good handjob. Everyone knows the secret is to use your mouth.
- CrossFit kids are a thing now. In case you had any doubts as to whether a child could be a douchebag.
- New survey says what women really think of their boobs. I'll understand not loving your own children before I understand hating boobs.
- This dog is smarter than everyone I know. He's in better shape, too.
- This married couple teaches people how not to have sucky sex. Again, everyone knows the secret is to use your mouth.
- Game of Thrones baby names are taking over England. I can't wait to meet little The Hound Cumberbatch.
- It's Monday, but don't worry, boobs are the Friday of body parts.