Tosh.0 Blog

It Was Meant To Be

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 3, 2016 at 8:00PM

dollabill

In a perfect world, Raekwon is the officiant of their wedding.

[via Radass]

From Around the Web

Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

HonestWeddingCake

He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

Tags: 

alcohol

annoyed

asleep

bed

black out

bride

cake

champagne

consummate

drunk

groom

honest

lisa

marriage

night

passed out

paul

Sex

slice

virgin

wedding

Here Comes The Perp

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

BrideArrested

Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.

[via Expert Bail]

Tags: 

aisle

arrest

bride

cops

day

dress

handcuffs

law

marriage

police

walk

wedding

Freshly Broken In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

Honk

"I mean we've done anal. Like a lot. But we're new to the front stuff."

[via Meme Guy]

Tags: 

abstinence

beep

cherry

honk

horn

husband

just

marriage

married

mormon

Sex

virgin

wait

wedding

wife

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Tags: 

100

ass

biotech

brain

bugati

butts

car

dead

grandma

hot girls

hump day

inheritance

internet

kirk cameron

leave

links

marriage

nerves

old

poster

pushups

race

raise

revive

run

slang

term

uncle

vagina

what you're missing

wives

women

years

Brides Gone Wild

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 4:00PM

bride

It's never been this hard to hate the other woman before.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bride

gown

groom

husband

love

marriage

marry

monkey

wed

wife

wild