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Great Expectations

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

itllgrowback

Ruben stresses that the “It’ll Grow Back” guarantee isn’t valid for any ear or mole that may get clipped.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Branding Blow

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

TryCocaine

Sure, you could call Red Bull an energy drink. If you're a pussy.

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You Asked For It…

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 28, 2016 at 9:00PM

snapchatcat

So now you shall receive 50 snaps a day of my cat, Pearl.

[via TCD]

We Give Up, 2016

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 26, 2016 at 8:00PM

whatever

This is also the working title for all presidential election news coverage.

[via Reddit]

Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

happydick

He’s so into his dick marketing that he takes four Viagra before a job so he can use his penis as a hammer.

[via Imgur]