And make her shit her pants while you're at it.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Good luck, pal. Looks like they’re doing some serious carb loading.
You know what? Make it two anuses. I'm feeling adventurous.
[via Acid Cow]
I start every Sunday with a stack of fresh, hot mancakes slathered in boy syrup.
[via LOL Snaps]
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