I think I just became lactose tolerant.
Leave it to a used car lot to take a lemon and make lemonade.
[via Uber Humor]
If they have crab legs on the buffet I may make it my permanent residence.
[via The Chive]
Sure she lives in the truck bed, but it's not sad, it's economical.
Collecting the church offering in a thong seemed a little inappropriate.