And make her shit her pants while you're at it.
Good luck, pal. Looks like they’re doing some serious carb loading.
You know what? Make it two anuses. I'm feeling adventurous.
[via Acid Cow]
I start every Sunday with a stack of fresh, hot mancakes slathered in boy syrup.
[via LOL Snaps]
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