Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Vikings fans had a rough go of it yesterday. You try kicking a football when it's -146º outside.
- R.I.P. David Bowie. If you need me I'll be sobbing into a sparkly jumpsuit.
- Scientists discover 'love potion' that makes you 15% more attractive. Congratulations, you're officially 16% attractive.
- Pornhub's 2015 Year in Review. It truly was a magical year for vigorous masturbators.
- The real Crocodile Mile. Tell him you preferred Slip N' Slide and he'll bite your damn head off.
- 10 benefits of dating a stoner. There was supposed to be 15 but all that second hand smoke made me forget.
- It's Monday and bras aren't invited to the party.