Why would a chef ever need that much oregano?
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In this version, Popeye just gets really chill and watches a bunch of Full House reruns.
At some point, it's going to ask if it can blow smoke all over your boobs.
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I've made no secret of my borderline illiteracy, so needless to say, books aren't really my thing. However, if I were to make a wishlist of the literary works I want most in the world, these gems would land right near the top. Because let's be honest, I'm not just going to throw away my cat's discarded hair like some kind of wasteful lunatic.
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