Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Too many nuts? No such thing.
- Eli Manning explained his lack of excitement in Super Bowl video. He was caught up in whether they'd go for two… oh and also, he hates Peyton. Like a lot.
- Check out this year's $200k Oscars gift bag. They should include commemorative Revenant Chap Stick.
- Enjoy some pizza art on National Pizza Day. I'll be eating pizza until I can't feel shame anymore.
- Couple arrested for banging on the world's tallest Ferris wheel. Ferris wheel's are boring as shit, how else do you pass the time?
- In case you missed Mardi Gras 2016, here are some pics. It's a great time if you love street puke and being forcefully groped.
- Wednesday? BUTTS!