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Man’s Best Friends

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

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That expression is universal when boobs are put in front of your face.

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Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 5, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Ladies, here's your first look at next season's Bachelor. Apply now at http://abc.go.com/casting.

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Pet Names

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Did someone buy me a new rug after shitting on my old one? Yes you did, my little Cuntsparkle!

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How Do You Like It?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 16, 2015 at 4:00PM

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"You've been in the bathroom for 30 seconds. I thought you were dead."

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Man's Best Friend, Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2013 at 9:00PM

Oh and the name of his dog just happens to be the same as his phone number.

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