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Matching Tan Lines

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | August 6, 2016 at 8:00PM

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A man's friend will support you going to the tanning bed.  A man's BEST friend will be sitting next to you saying, "This is going to give us cancer."

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From Around the Web

Road Trip!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 30, 2016 at 11:00PM

Bowser's not going to like it when he finds out he's being taken to see Batman V Superman.

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Man’s Best Friends

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

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That expression is universal when boobs are put in front of your face.

[via The Chive]

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Swipe Right

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 5, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Ladies, here's your first look at next season's Bachelor. Apply now at http://abc.go.com/casting.

[via Break]

Pet Names

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Did someone buy me a new rug after shitting on my old one? Yes you did, my little Cuntsparkle!

[via Ebaum's World]