• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Well This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

creepytoilet

How am I supposed to pee or poo if they’re both too scared to leave my body?

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Grandma Is Aging Well

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

grandma

I’m going to lose all my inheritance to a mannequin aren’t I? God damn-it.

[via The Chive]

Scarecrow Sexpot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 27, 2016 at 10:00AM

model

So far it's only kept out drunk townies hiding from their wives.

[via You're So Not Fetch]

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Warning Label

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 3, 2016 at 8:00PM

stdhat

Although it should be attached to swimsuits so it’s more spring break appropriate.

[via Izismile]

Unrequited Lust

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 14, 2016 at 3:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

Who among us hasn't longed for a woman who was only bottom half?

[via Daily Picdump]

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