This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
I see your grandmother is making yet another attempt to connect with you.
Damn girl, your nails look fresh.
Oh so you're planning on never pooping again?
Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.
[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]
Picking your nose just got very… sexual.
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