• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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They Nailed It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 5, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I see your grandmother is making yet another attempt to connect with you.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Minty Mani

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 1, 2015 at 11:00AM

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Damn girl, your nails look fresh.

[via Echtlustig]

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What A Tool

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 29, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Oh so you're planning on never pooping again?

[via Echtlustig]

Guys Will Totally Love That (I Kid)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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Love Your Penis Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

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Picking your nose just got very… sexual.

[via UberHumor]

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