Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
I see your grandmother is making yet another attempt to connect with you.
Damn girl, your nails look fresh.
Oh so you're planning on never pooping again?
Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.
[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]
Picking your nose just got very… sexual.
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