Tosh.0 Blog

Guys Will Totally Love That (I Kid)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 30, 2014 at 12:00PM

Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

Tags: 

art

brand

coffee

expensive

fail

manicure

nail art

nails

starbucks

wtf

Love Your Penis Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

Picking your nose just got very… sexual.

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

art

dick

gross

hair

manicure

nail

nail art

penis

pubic hair

what the fuck

wtf

10 Guys Hopelessly Trapped In The Friend Zone

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

Sorry fellas, we know you've probably already taken enough crap from your friends, but you only have yourselves to blame. Our only hope is that shining a light on your inexcusable behavior will shame you into finally putting a stop to it.

Click here for more displays of despicable doormattery… Show full post

Fresh Coat

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

"See, I use the ring finger to open wine bottles. And the rest? Well, those are for killing."

[via No Way Girl]

Tags: 

corkscrew

crazy

daggers

fingers

long

manicure

nails

weapons

Nail Beds? More Like FLOWER Beds! Amiright?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

Latest fashion trend: accessorize your handjobs!

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

fashion

flower bed

flowers

manicure

nail art

nails

omg

ring

wtf