If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
I see your grandmother is making yet another attempt to connect with you.
Damn girl, your nails look fresh.
Oh so you're planning on never pooping again?
Everything at Starbucks costs a fortune, even their manicures.
[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]
Picking your nose just got very… sexual.
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