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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Guy Pays $750/Month for 78-Square-Foot Apartment

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 1:00PM

Whatever. I used to live in a 2-square-foot apartment. Every time I got an erection I had to open the door.

But as a New Yorker, let me explain what's going on here: This guy is scared as shit of living anywhere near minorities.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

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Empty Times Square

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 3, 2010 at 11:00AM

Over the weekend, as you've probably heard, there was a bomb scare in Times Square, forcing an evacuation of one of the busiest blocks in the world.

The web has been spreading the above picture of the completely empty square — definitely a rare sight.

I don't necessarily want to make light of a potentially deadly situation, but you have to wonder where all the tourists went while Times Square was shut down.  Rockefeller Center must have been a total clusterfuck.  And every McDonald's and Starbucks in Manhattan must have been filled to capacity.

No one was hurt, but some waiters at the Times Square location of T.G.I. Friday's were really pissed off.  That's, like, their busiest time.

[via The High Definite]