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Mall Justice Has A New Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Annnd it’s possibly more useful than a human security guard.

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So Fresh, So Clean

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just had mine bleached two weeks ago but I’m not going to pass up an amazing deal.

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Harsh Signage

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Each day, thousands of teenagers drive their friends here just to say, "Dude, I found where your mom shops."

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For All Of Your Back To School Needs

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

“Buy a phone case … or don’t … whatever.” – If the phone case kiosk guy had a verse.

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Do You Validate?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

Looks like somebody fell asleep for a week in Target again.

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