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Seasons Leakings

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

ExcitedPee

As an adult, the only things that get you pee-your-pants excited are open bars and lumps that test negative.

[via Bro My God]

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Christmas Just Got Weird

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 19, 2014 at 10:00PM

This seems like the perfect time to tell your kids that Santa doesn’t exist.

[via The Chive]

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Seasons Squeezings

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2014 at 10:00AM

One brave mall finally stands up to everyone who brings up Christmas before Thanksgiving.

[via Hyper Vocal]

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Mall Justice Has A New Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Annnd it’s possibly more useful than a human security guard.

[via Break]

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So Fresh, So Clean

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just had mine bleached two weeks ago but I’m not going to pass up an amazing deal.

[via Uber Humor]

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