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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 20, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

Stuffed Animal Sacrifice

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 10, 2015 at 6:00PM

DemonDaughter

I knew my little Ashley was “unique” when I found all those dead birds buried in the sandbox.

[via Caveman Circus]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Side Chick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 10, 2015 at 12:00PM

SPAIN-IBIZA-GASTRONOMY-RESTAURANT-HEART

She's a part-time prostitute; she gives blow jobs on the side.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Thomas Cottingham.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Jaime Reina/AFP/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Side Chick

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

SPAIN-IBIZA-GASTRONOMY-RESTAURANT-HEART

It's so obvious that she's two-faced.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Jaime Reina/AFP/Getty Images]

We Woke Up Like Dis

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | July 1, 2015 at 11:10PM

happycreepymakeupgirls

"I didn't want to be your bridesmaid until I heard the theme was the most romantic of movies, Beetlejuice."

[via Izismile]