Some men just want to watch the world get heartburn.
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Wanna end your child’s obsession with Frozen? This gif should do it.
[via Weird Wide Web]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I knew my little Ashley was “unique” when I found all those dead birds buried in the sandbox.
[via Caveman Circus]
She's a part-time prostitute; she gives blow jobs on the side.
We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Thomas Cottingham.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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