• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Slingin' Aged Cheddar

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 11:00AM


When you lived through the Dust Bowl, you understand the importance of making it rain.

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Posted by: Josh Keown | May 7, 2015 at 8:00PM

Exactly how much money does it have to rain in order to turn a stripper into a Roomba?

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2015 at 5:00PM


With dough like that I'll bet he gets all the biscuits.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

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The Milk Man

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

Dairy Queen, meet your Dairy King.

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Rollin' In Social Security

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Put on some Sinatra and get my live-in nurse in here, I'm bout to make it rain!"

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