Time magazine keeps stealing my Facebook status.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Once volumes 1-12 of My Stepmom Is A Totally Milf is unleashed on ISIS, they will never be the same again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Can you imagine all of the infinite abs if this were real?
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