Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- There's a "Back To The Future" porn parody. Great Slut!
- The University of Vermont's class on medical cannabis is too popular. They had the same problem when they offered an elective on teachers willing to sleep with students.
- A mother called the cops on her son after he stole her pot of stew. Police warn that the suspect is still at large, and is smarter than the aver-age bear.
- Miranda Kerr's nude magazine cover is stirring controversy. And loins.
- Buffalo Wild Wings is introducing Mountain Dew flavored wings. Way to be who they all thought we were, America.
- A dog shot a pizza delivery man. Blaming your farts on the dog is one thing, but this is inexcusable.
- Ben Affleck got a massive tattoo of a phoenix on his back. Bang the nanny; check. Giant tattoo; check. He's one earring away from full-on midlife crisis.
- College girls are not bad at all. Is it too late to go back?