She's already learned so much from that magazine.
[via Bro My God]
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Looking at Hentai on the Internet is convenient and all but it can’t keep you warm at night.
Jack: And then there was the one time at Disney World when my girlfriend pulled out a strap-on while we were riding Space Mountain and…
Reporter: OOOkay, I believe we have all we need. Thanks!
Jack: Sure you don’t want to hear about our collection of rare butt plugs?
Just wait until he flashes that Tom Cruise smile he cut out from the pages of US Weekly.
[via Rad Ass]