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They Call Him Jack ‘TMI’ White

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 29, 2015 at 9:00PM

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Jack: And then there was the one time at Disney World when my girlfriend pulled out a strap-on while we were riding Space Mountain and…

Reporter: OOOkay, I believe we have all we need. Thanks!

Jack: Sure you don’t want to hear about our collection of rare butt plugs?

[via Reddit]

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He Has Such Kind Eyes

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Just wait until he flashes that Tom Cruise smile he cut out from the pages of US Weekly.

[via Rad Ass]

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He's Going To Leaf You

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 2:00PM

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The tree says he's had better.

[via Echtlustig]

Trollin’

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 4, 2015 at 8:00PM

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It’s a question that I ask myself daily.

[via Sam's Twitter]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.

[via Acid Cow]

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