We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.
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The only downside is that after we bone, it'll look weird when I wear his shirt to bed.
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