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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Sorry nice guys, the Friend Zone has no exits.
She never should have cheated on KITT from Knight Rider. (Google it, you young fucks. It's funny.)
I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.
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He also wasn't lying when he said your fish tank needs a filter.
The only downside is that after we bone, it'll look weird when I wear his shirt to bed.
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"Yeah, we're lying on it." -Dog balls.
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