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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

He also wasn't lying when he said your fish tank needs a filter.

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What You're Saying

The Only Silk Screen That Matters

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

The only downside is that after we bone, it'll look weird when I wear his shirt to bed.

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Have You Guys Seen My Phone?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Yeah, we're lying on it." -Dog balls.

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His Biggest Problem Is Actually The Twin Bed

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 23, 2012 at 10:00AM

If he had a queen he'd be getting laid. HAHAHAHA I kid. I kid.

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