It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I get it. I once blew up my ex's car so she couldn't "swing by" my fantasy draft.
[via HuffPo Weird]
The only downside is that after we bone, it'll look weird when I wear his shirt to bed.
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