When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
None of this is real, except his love for you ladies.
[via Ebaum's World]
Elephant in the room: there's a cow on my car.
[via Acid Cow]
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