This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
None of this is real, except his love for you ladies.
[via Ebaum's World]
Elephant in the room: there's a cow on my car.
[via Acid Cow]
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