You're definitely overestimating TSA's sense of humor.
[via TC Mag]
“I’m sorry sir, your carry-on won’t fit in the overhead bin so we are going to have to check it to your final destination.”
Willing to bet my first born’s college fund that this is his Christian Mingle profile photo as well.
[via The Clearly Dope]
“I got dibs on all the toiletries!” – Probably some guy on the train.
[via The Chive]
You call that a prank? My best friend's serving two years for the loaded gun I slipped in his bag.