• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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WD-Horny

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 11, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Shield your eyes, I'm about to free my rusted parts…

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This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

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But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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Just Some Good Advice From Your Local Church

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 19, 2011 at 2:00PM

And if a smile doesn't work, K-Y YOURS + MINE KISSABLE SENSATIONS™ definitely will.

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