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This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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Praise The Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

But if you're running low on faith, God might still try to push it in dry.

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So, Does She Love Canada, Or….

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you don't use ample lube you'll be singing "Ow, Canada…" Am I right, ladies?

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Mom Is Tired Of Your Semen

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

The final straw came when she realized she was matching socks by the level of semen stains.

[via Reddit]

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Lube Is A Perfect Stocking Stuffer

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 8:00PM

My neighbor celebrates "Feliz Anal." It's the one time of the year that his wife let's him perform anal sex and he gets pretty darn excited about it.

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