• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Spit Shine

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Hey coach, thanks for the good luck spit but it’s not doing me any favors in the chafing department.

[via Idiod]

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From Around the Web

A New Service

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 1, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Is it free with the oil change or is it a upsell like an air filter?

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Quick Lube

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 6:00PM

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When it comes to anal, you've got to protect yourself against viscosity and thermal breakdown.

[via Izismile]

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10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post

Romantic Proposition

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Gross! Whiskey with honey? I'll just take the Crisco and butt sex, thank you.

[via Uber Humor]