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10 V-Day Fails To Make You Glad You're Alone

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time of year again, where every shop is selling chocolates, jewelry stores are trying to force you into commitment, and all of the restaurants are prix fixe – just to remind you that you have no choices and you are stuck.

Here are a few people who managed to make V-Day even lamer with choices that were worse than actually getting VD.   Show full post

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Posted by: Josh Keown | February 6, 2015 at 8:00PM

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It’s nice that lube has a use after you have kids and doesn’t just go to waste.

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This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

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Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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