Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Cliff diving looks terrifying. I don't do well on regular planes.
- Jeane Claude Van Damme did the splits. Still got it? Kind of? In a weird way?
- 12 people who married animals, which is a real thing.
- 10 strange discoveries found by Google Earth. Besides you jerking off in your yard.
- Richest and poorest TV audiences. I assume our audience is too rich to calculate.
- Self-portraits on LSD. Spoiler alert: shit gets cray.
- The drive-thru hero. Somebody get that man a free cone!
- Girls without bras on. Ma'am? Your headlights are on.
- 5 most embarrassing HS mascots. Go Orphans!
- 40 pictures from the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Don't say I never did anything for you.
- And fake pictures that everyone on the internet thinks are real. Idiots.
[video via I am Bored]