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His Least Favorite Poem

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, he's changing his number, and moving real soon!

[via No Way Girl]

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Dat. Ass.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

Those pants are actually a Magic Eye illusion. If you focus on the center, you'll see Kim Kardashian's jealous face.

[via Izismile]

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Thank A Soldier Today

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

Defending your freedom can be a thankless and lonely job; the least you can do is shake a hand.

[via Row Pics]

That's True Love You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

The only thing better than Russian dash cams would be a Bieber dash cam.

[via @sthompson618]

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Extra Love & Support On The Side

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's always nice when the mother of your child sees eye to eye with the lady you bang when you're sick of her.

[via No Way Girl]

A Deer Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

On a totally unrelated note, I like to think the letters above her bed spell DILDOS.

[via LifeBuzz]

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