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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

[via The Chive]

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You Give Love A Bad Name

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

Introducing himself to everyone as "Mister Love" should be enough to alarm the entire neighborhood.

[via Uber Humor]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Extra special bonus link: The Washington Post reviews Tosh.0 and it is amazingly accurate and makes us all proud.

[video via World Wide Interweb]

This Is Obviously From The West Coast

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

No matter what the weather is this Valentine's Day, make sure you do at least one thing your boyfriend begs you all the fucking time to do but you're always like, "No! You can see my butthole!"

Because that's what love is. Letting him see your butthole.

[via The Chive]

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Finally, A Use For Fancy Ketchup

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

Serving this for Valentine's dinner is what makes single mothers want to kill themselves.

[via Failblog]

Bitch, Be Mine

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

You see? This is all any bitch really wants. A man who will tell that bitch what a fine, special bitch she be.

[via No Way Girl]

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