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Bloody Valentine

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 13, 2014 at 3:00PM

You don't know a man loves you for sure until he's harvesting organs for you.

[via Oddersite]

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creepy

gory

heart

i love you

love

organs

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Bitter Mobile

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2014 at 5:00PM

Gets divorced. Peels off his little stick figure family. Tells it like it is.

[via My Twitter]

I Guess Axe Really Does Work On Women

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Actually, this may be a hostage situation. Send help.

[via Elafter)

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ax

axe

body spray

kiss

love

lumberjack

timber

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How Could She Ever Say No?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2014 at 10:00PM

Pigs weren’t his first choice but the farm wouldn’t let him spray paint the llamas.

[via The Chive]

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engagement

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manure

marry me

pigs

romantic

she said yes

wtf

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

It's too late, Jack. You're addicted. Love us or hate us, soon you'll be blowing strangers for more Tosh.0.

Choose Wisely

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 23, 2014 at 2:00PM

Trick question; He is a vengeful God who hates all things equally.

[via Quoteko]

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animals

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god

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