Does this bathroom have an escape window?
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
When the only thing that can drown out your mom's yapping is six small dogs.
[via Bro My God]
1. She’ll sit through a Star Wars marathon.
2. She’ll make out with you on a pile of rotting garbage.
[via No Way Girl]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It gets better. Until you join the workforce… then it's hell again.
[via eBaums World]