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Jesus Seems Kind Of Intense

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 6:00PM

I mean, it's nice that he loves me. I just wish it wasn't in a "standing over my lifeless body, breathing heavily" kind of way.

[via Break]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Athletic Couple

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 17, 2014 at 4:00PM

Athletic Couple

Make sure to eat a banana so you don't cramp up.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Helen H. Richardson/Contributor/Getty Images]

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Down On The Farm

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 8, 2014 at 4:00PM

Hay, girl. I’ll never bale on you.”

Boom!

I’ll be here all weekend.

[via The Chive]

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Tough Break, Jews

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 28, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's right, Jesus is the reason it hasn't happened yet.

[via Bro My God]

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Cute Couple

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2014 at 10:00PM

She actually LOVES Dick. However, she doesn’t want to let him know because she’s not sure he feels the same yet. It's complicated.

[via Izismile]

All You Need Is Pugs

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's like the last battle scene in 300, but wrinkly and adorable.

[via Live Leak]

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