Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a man get gored by a flaming bull. Because anyone can take on a bull that's not on fire.
- There's a dating site exclusively for finding big dongs. How did they not call it "Plenty Of Inches"?
- Russian government launches "safe selfie" campaign. Bathroom mirror, yes. Edge of bottomless ravine, no.
- 10 sex positions to make her orgasm. You don't have to be there for 8 of them.
- DJ messes with crowd by refusing to drop the beat. DJ Troll is so hot right now.
- This Mavs fan is pretty upset with DeAndre Jordan. I wonder if he'd say this to all 8 feet of DJ in person.
- Here's a bunch of big boobs for your casual enjoyment.