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Mmmmm, Smeagol Burger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Yeah, I'll have the number fourses. No cheese, extra precious."

[via Knuckle Draggin]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 7, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Honkey Halloween

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

The only way this costume could be whiter is if that kid was holding the season one DVD of 'Girls.'

[via Izismile]

The Internet Is Magic

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

Buseys are special. They can see and hear things that normal people can't. They sit on hills, smoke cigars and talk about Lord Of The Rings characters for no apparent reason. They tend to travel alone. I don't know how a male or female Busey apparatus works but it must be working in some way because there's also Jake Busey. Doggone Buseys, they're so cute. Can't tell the boys from the girls which must make it exciting for them. Buseys wear NFL hats and they always get stuff done quickly efficiently and to the T. They can finish a pint of Jager in under 6 seconds and also their skin is the color of ham.

[via thebuseyzone]

Hey Gandalf, You Gonna Watch The New Episode of Tosh Tonight?

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 25, 2012 at 3:00PM

By the way, this is what "Lord of the Rings" looks like when you're German and on LSD.

[via Video Fantastica]