Let's hear it for DJ Lonely on the 1's and 2's!
[via LOL Hehehe]
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Human friends are overrated anyway. I’d trade any of mine for eleven rocks.
[via Acid Cow]
A man just waking up from a 20-year coma has to be really disappointed in the future.
[via The Chive]