Let's hear it for DJ Lonely on the 1's and 2's!
[via LOL Hehehe]
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Human friends are overrated anyway. I’d trade any of mine for eleven rocks.
[via Acid Cow]
A man just waking up from a 20-year coma has to be really disappointed in the future.
[via The Chive]