Sometimes having an imaginary friend is the way to go.
He's so happy to have finally found a dog in the streets and a passive sex partner in the sheets.
[via Uber Humor]
At least the wall doesn’t keep constantly looking down at its phone when you’re trying to have a conversation.
[via Pleated Jeans]
Human friends are overrated anyway. I’d trade any of mine for eleven rocks.
[via Acid Cow]