Let's hear it for DJ Lonely on the 1's and 2's!
[via LOL Hehehe]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Human friends are overrated anyway. I’d trade any of mine for eleven rocks.
[via Acid Cow]
A man just waking up from a 20-year coma has to be really disappointed in the future.
[via The Chive]