• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Peek A Boo

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 11, 2016 at 11:00PM

Sometimes having an imaginary friend is the way to go.

[via Imgur]

From Around the Web

Walk The Doll

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | July 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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He's so happy to have finally found a dog in the streets and a passive sex partner in the sheets.

[via Uber Humor]

Best Seat In The House

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 31, 2016 at 10:00PM

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At least the wall doesn’t keep constantly looking down at its phone when you’re trying to have a conversation.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Spinning Sadness

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Let's hear it for DJ Lonely on the 1's and 2's!

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Fun With Her Besties

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Human friends are overrated anyway. I’d trade any of mine for eleven rocks.

[via Acid Cow]

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