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You Can't Cancel. Simple As That.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

I tried to break up with a boy in high school and he gave me the exact same run around.

[via No Way Girl]

Here. Smile.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2014 at 2:00PM

Can't wait 'til they put out a calendar.

[via Daily of the Day]

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Dachshund

dumb

firefighters

LOL

video

vine

Get It?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2014 at 10:00AM

As a general rule of thumb I always give money to people in bucket hats.

[via Izismile]

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clever

let's do lunch

LOL

lunch

poor

side of road

sign

This Portugal Fan Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 1, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

Weird, bitches usually don't care about sports.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Tastefully Offensive]

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dog

famous

fan

fútbol

LOL

portugal

portugal dog fan

sad

soccer

video

world cup

Security!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

The only thing he does care if you steal is Werther's.

[via Izismile]

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asleep

fail

LOL

old

old man

security

sleep

sleeping

werther's