• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

The password is her birthday.

From Around the Web

Piping Hot Prized Possession

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

This isn't half as weird as actually seeing the dude ride to class on the pizza.

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The Future of Door Opening

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 20, 2011 at 2:00PM

Yeah, keys totally suck.  I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.

"Oh, hi, door.  How are you doing?  Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing  for me.  Oh, you'll close?  Great.  Thanks, door.  You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks?  No?  Okay!  Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in!  Bye, door."

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