We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
This isn't half as weird as actually seeing the dude ride to class on the pizza.
Yeah, keys totally suck. I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.
"Oh, hi, door. How are you doing? Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing for me. Oh, you'll close? Great. Thanks, door. You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks? No? Okay! Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in! Bye, door."