This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
This isn't half as weird as actually seeing the dude ride to class on the pizza.
Yeah, keys totally suck. I would greatly prefer having a phone book full of doors' phone numbers.
"Oh, hi, door. How are you doing? Just calling to see if you wouldn't mind closing for me. Oh, you'll close? Great. Thanks, door. You want me to bring you something back from Starbucks? No? Okay! Talk to you when I get back in 2 minutes and have to get let back in! Bye, door."