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President Obama Tells the World President Obama Is Dead

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 2, 2011 at 11:00AM

That's how determined Obama is to piss off Republicans: He died and still remained president.

Now I'm going to run upstairs and pitch Comedy Central my new show idea: Ghost President.

[via The High Definite]

From Around the Web

Tough Day On The Job

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 26, 2011 at 2:00PM

Captain? We're gonna need a bigger hose.

[via The Chive]

Reporter Stops At Nothing To Cover Strong Winds, Keep Her Hat

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 25, 2011 at 1:00PM

"I appreciate her going out in that wind to report about the stoplight but I wish she would have at least worn a hat." -No one

[via Vulture]

Tornado Stole My Hamburger

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food.

[via Arbroath]

THIS JUST IN: My Runny Nose Is Disgusting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

This is Snotty McBooger reporting live from Massey Hall where my runny nose is literally dripping onto my microphone.

As you can see when I turn to my left, the snot has made it's way to my lip.

I'm refusing tissues and sick leave.

Tune in at 10 when my sneeze lands on the camera.

[via @JimmyTraina]


Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 15, 2011 at 3:00PM

You won the Internet.