Captain? We're gonna need a bigger hose.
[via The Chive]
"I appreciate her going out in that wind to report about the stoplight but I wish she would have at least worn a hat." -No one
Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food.
This is Snotty McBooger reporting live from Massey Hall where my runny nose is literally dripping onto my microphone.
As you can see when I turn to my left, the snot has made it's way to my lip.
I'm refusing tissues and sick leave.
Tune in at 10 when my sneeze lands on the camera.
Fox News: Admittedly full of shit
[via Blame It On The Voices]