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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Tornado Stole My Hamburger

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 19, 2011 at 2:00PM

Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food.

[via Arbroath]

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THIS JUST IN: My Runny Nose Is Disgusting

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 18, 2011 at 5:00PM

This is Snotty McBooger reporting live from Massey Hall where my runny nose is literally dripping onto my microphone.

As you can see when I turn to my left, the snot has made it's way to my lip.

I'm refusing tissues and sick leave.

Tune in at 10 when my sneeze lands on the camera.

[via @JimmyTraina]


Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 15, 2011 at 3:00PM

You won the Internet.


Don't Believe Everything You See On TV

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 6, 2011 at 5:00PM

Fox News: Admittedly full of shit

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Meet Me At The Fat Ho

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 25, 2011 at 1:00PM

This world's not gonna get any better. So we may as well go to Fat Ho Burgers and order the Supa Fly Ho W/ Chz.

Because when those deadly toxins eventually make their way over to the United States, I want to die knowing I've left no insensitively named meal uneaten.

[via BWE]



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Who's In The Mood For Biscotti?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 25, 2011 at 11:00AM

It's breakfast time! Drop your pants.

[via Dlisted]