You can't trust that news report. They cited the website "Urban Dictionary."
Why's it gotta be an "urban" dictionary? Clearly that's racist.
But a message to the old people in this news report who think "You mad bro" is racist… You probably want to stay away from the Internet altogether. First place to stay away from: the comments section for the YouTube video "People Think "You Mad Bro?" Is racist."
Fairies and vampires and werepanthers, oh my! These aren't just mostly naked characters in "True Blood". They are REAL. And this video proves it.
José Maldonado (somehow not one of the six José Maldonados I went to middle school with) found a real, living fairy in Guadalajara: “I was picking guavas and I saw a twinkling. I thought it was a firefly. I picked it up and felt that it was moving; when I looked at it I knew that it was a fairy godmother.”
What did he do, you ask? Did he name it Sookie and give it a job at the only restaurant in town? NO. HE MURDERED IT.
"You killed my fairy godmother!"—Line from an HBO show delivered by an actress that has an Oscar
Sexy Tinkerbell didn't last long on Earth but that's because she went to Mexico. Hopefully other supernatural creatures will show themselves soon in the gardens of a less murder-friendly place.
"And by 'technical difficulties,' I mean Gordon Boyd hasn't been the same since his 15-year-old son posted those emasculating photos of him on Facebook. He was… He was a great reporter once… This fall from grace is sad really."
So that's why Jews never discovered Jesus… They can afford to shop at nicer places.
The couple who found the receipt said it has special meaning because they had just returned from a church service about "if you know God would you realize, like, would you realize it if you saw him." Which is crazy because I just read an interview with Joan Osborne where she said the original chorus to "One of Us" was "What if God was a Walmart receipt."