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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Fastest Five Minutes Ever

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 28, 2011 at 4:00PM

Not as bad for him as for the people who were told they still had five minutes to get out of the building.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

From Around the Web

How Can You Fire Such a Hilarious Teacher?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

The good news is even if he loses his job as a teacher, he's already been hired to write for a new sitcom on ABC.

[via Izismile]

A Tragic Way To Go

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 17, 2011 at 5:00PM

At least he didn't live through that. Imagine how messed up he'd be.

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Turkey Attacks Reporter

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

Duffy Kelly, a producer for Sacramento's News10, went to a local neighborhood after hearing stories of wild turkeys chasing down joggers.

If the camera is shaking it's because she's shaking. Or it's because your laptop is resting on your stomach and you're laughing really hard.

[via The Daily What]





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Weather Really Wants Camera Time

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 26, 2011 at 2:00PM

I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

[via The DW]





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News Anchor Says What We're All Thinking

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

[via Viral Viral Videos]