• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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A Tragic Way To Go

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 17, 2011 at 5:00PM

At least he didn't live through that. Imagine how messed up he'd be.

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Turkey Attacks Reporter

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

Duffy Kelly, a producer for Sacramento's News10, went to a local neighborhood after hearing stories of wild turkeys chasing down joggers.

If the camera is shaking it's because she's shaking. Or it's because your laptop is resting on your stomach and you're laughing really hard.

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Weather Really Wants Camera Time

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 26, 2011 at 2:00PM

I have no idea what happened to the nine vehicles on the freeway or the kid who was hit by a car in the crosswalk but it's definitely going to be SUNNY ON WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY.

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News Anchor Says What We're All Thinking

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 14, 2011 at 4:00PM

To hell with the Kardashians.  I wanna keep up with this guy.  He's hilarious!

If he was selling a line of suits, I'd be all over it… even if they were so shitty that only Sears would carry them.

But let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't bring your weak bullshit to a Philadelphia satellite interview.  People there eat cheesesteaks like you for breakfast.

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Want To See Daniel Run Away From A Mob?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 13, 2011 at 2:00PM

Yesterday's Tweet and Greet got a little out of hand when Daniel decided it was time to leave. He made a 100 yard dash to his getaway car and luckily the local news was there to catch it on camera.

I could watch Chris Williams stand in front of a "green wall" with footage of Daniel sprinting behind him all day.

Get excited because one week from today your edgy, sell-out idol will be back on TV with an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0. Tune in Tuesday, September 20th at 10.

There's A Vampire At Hooters In Florida

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 9, 2011 at 2:00PM

Wednesday night, 69-year-old wheelchair bound Milton Ellis was attacked by a 22-year-old vampire at an empty Hooters in St. Pete, Florida. According to Milton, who brought her back with him to the empty restaurant, Josephine Smith bit his face and neck and yelled about being a vampire.

Josephine recently studied “dental assisting” so it's possible she was just treating his neck for cavities and she's very bad at her trade. But maybe she really is a vampire. In which case, go for someone way younger and hotter than Milton Ellis!

That's rule number one of vampirehood, Josephine. You have to fall in love with a highschooler.

[via The DW]





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