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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 3, 2015 at 11:00PM


Based on the line behind you your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[via Uber Humor]

From Around the Web

Helen Isn't Getting Any NYE Invites

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 6:00PM

Thanks, Helen. Now they're going to tell me I can't take my ceramic squirrels on airplanes, anymore.

[via The Clearly Dope]





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He's Got Sh*t To Do, Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 16, 2013 at 8:00PM

Give the guy a break he's only got a few minutes left before they start charging cover over at the Steamy Clam.

[via Daily of the Day]

Get It Together, Detroit

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2013 at 6:00PM

Honest mistake considering ARod's baseball career recently passed away, too.

[via Imgur]

More Like Grope Festival

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2013 at 9:00PM

"She wore a purple shirt to a grape festival. How was I supposed to know?" – Baboon's Defense

[via Hyper Vocal]