It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Let's never do drugs and always go rollerskating. Pete Wentz and the voice of Eric Cartman are there! Plus all these children who make good decisions.
Although I'm pretty sure the kid who said no to meth was lying.
Are you and your spouse miserably arguing over the TV remote every night? Have you given up on wearing anything besides sweatpants? Does the following conversation sound familiar?
Then, boy, do I have an attorney for you! Better call Saul J. Michael Gallagher!
(That's my second Breaking Bad reference of the day. No shame.)
[via College Humor]
Do you have a small business? Do you have $700? Then you too can have a commercial produced by Kamzilla!
They say money can't buy happiness but I think those of us with an extra $700 lying around know that's not true.