Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This news reporter called out a douchebag. The only thing that could have made this better is if he cried on TV instead of later, alone in his studio apartment.
- Apparently Tiger Woods cheated on Lindsey Vonn. But it was just because he was stressed out, you guys.
- Courtney Stodden is masturbating for charity. This is the kind of giving back I can totally get behind. Or in front of.
- This is how Adderall keeps you focused. I didn't watch the whole thing because I got sidetracked.
- It's so hard to pick a favorite part of the boob. Let's investigate sideboob and see how we like it.
- Here are some tech ideas the military is developing. It's just as terrifying as you would expect.
- Man accused of creeping on children was just taking a dad selfie. Lesson: do not talk to strangers – they WILL call the police.
- Olive Garden is going to start selling breadstick sandwiches. I hope elastic pants are coming back into style soon.