• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Most Trusted Name In Childcare

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2016 at 11:00AM

DayCare

Have you ever spent time with small children? This is right on point.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

Uncomfortable Undies

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 24, 2016 at 4:00PM

undies

Never order your kid's clothes from the dark web.

[via Reddit]

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Yo Soy Ssssserpiente

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2016 at 5:00PM

SombreroSnake

His favorite holiday is Snake-o de Mayo. And yes, I am ashamed of that joke.

[via Izismile]

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These Little Piggies Went To Chernobyl

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

BigToes

Donald Trump's hands are so jealous of these feet.

[via Boxza]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

Chimp my ride.

We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[VCG/Stringer/Getty Images]