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Yo Soy Ssssserpiente

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 30, 2016 at 5:00PM

SombreroSnake

His favorite holiday is Snake-o de Mayo. And yes, I am ashamed of that joke.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

These Little Piggies Went To Chernobyl

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

BigToes

Donald Trump's hands are so jealous of these feet.

[via Boxza]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

Chimp my ride.

We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Ficcardi.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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He's No Choir Boy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 1:00PM

ChoirFinger

If I had to guess who shit in the holy water, my money's on lil' bird flipper over there on the right.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Monkeying Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 4:00PM

Monkeys Perform In Shenyang

I vow to bring justice upon the shaman who turned my father into this monkey.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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