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10 Diction And Spelling Mistakes You'll Love To Hate

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

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News Bulletin: You don't need to know words anymore, just sounds. Sure, you will look like an idiot if you ever have to write something down, but who needs to write!? Just use emojis and you'll be fine.

Here are some people who strayed from emojis and paid the embarrassing price.  Show full post

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Mozart Milk Goes Down Smooth

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

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It’s not everyday you can ask for a sweet tight pussy in a public establishment and not get kicked out. We suggest you take advantage of it.

[via Fail Blog]

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Looks So DOOG

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 6, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Definitely sounds better than having one of those SICKERS.

[via The Awesome Daily]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Impressive Hitlist

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

Few people can boast running over as many elderly couples as squirrels.

[via Fun Times Had]

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