Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Fired McDonald's employee loses his mind. He should've been that pissed when he got hired at McDonald's.
- Last night's Grammy winners list. It includes anyone who didn't waste 4 hours watching the Grammys.
- Turns out cockroaches have individual personalities. So do Kardashians, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't poison them.
- Which edible sex toys taste the best? You're going to want to try the anal beads fresh from the package.
- American sisters kicked out of Cambodia for snapping butt pics in sacred temple. Represent, ladies.
- Woman attacked by Roomba in her sleep. The best defense against a vacuum revolution is to stop sleeping on the floor.
- Hot girls in bed. Not your bed. Never in your bed.