This is how "Last Rites" should be delivered.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Back in the old days, before digital pictures, people were mostly embarrassed to take stupid pictures of themselves. They knew that a strange middle-aged CVS worker would see them before they could say, "OMG is my nipple out?!" Luckily, camera phones have completely erased that sense of shame.
Here are ten pictures we'd probably never have without smartphones. Show full post
If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.
In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.
The creepiest thing about the list you are about to look at is that I could find ten photos. But even creepier than that is knowing there are countless more of these people who go unphotographed every day. Hell, your grandpa might be sharing a turkey reuben with a life-sized doll right now and you wouldn't even know it.
Just in case, you better click through and see what life will be like with your new Mammy. Show full post
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: