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10 Great Asian English Shirts

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 14, 2015 at 3:00PM

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If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.

In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.

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From Around the Web

10 Creepy Dudes And The Dolls They Love

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

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The creepiest thing about the list you are about to look at is that I could find ten photos. But even creepier than that is knowing there are countless more of these people who go unphotographed every day. Hell, your grandpa might be sharing a turkey reuben with a life-sized doll right now and you wouldn't even know it.

Just in case, you better click through and see what life will be like with your new Mammy. Show full post

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 2, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Diction And Spelling Mistakes You'll Love To Hate

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

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News Bulletin: You don't need to know words anymore, just sounds. Sure, you will look like an idiot if you ever have to write something down, but who needs to write!? Just use emojis and you'll be fine.

Here are some people who strayed from emojis and paid the embarrassing price.  Show full post

Mozart Milk Goes Down Smooth

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2015 at 2:00PM

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It’s not everyday you can ask for a sweet tight pussy in a public establishment and not get kicked out. We suggest you take advantage of it.

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