This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
OLD MAN: "I don't understand what's so funny. Back in my day it was extremely common for liquors to be shipped in wooden barrels with bungholes. In fact, I used to be a bunghole inspector. I personally inspected bunghole after bunghole to see which bungholes were tight! I'll tell you what– There's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your bunghole is tight enough to hold for a long distance and suddenly have it burst halfway to your destination!"
EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 35: <uncontrollable laughter>