OLD MAN: "I don't understand what's so funny. Back in my day it was extremely common for liquors to be shipped in wooden barrels with bungholes. In fact, I used to be a bunghole inspector. I personally inspected bunghole after bunghole to see which bungholes were tight! I'll tell you what– There's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your bunghole is tight enough to hold for a long distance and suddenly have it burst halfway to your destination!"
EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 35: <uncontrollable laughter>