It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
OLD MAN: "I don't understand what's so funny. Back in my day it was extremely common for liquors to be shipped in wooden barrels with bungholes. In fact, I used to be a bunghole inspector. I personally inspected bunghole after bunghole to see which bungholes were tight! I'll tell you what– There's nothing more embarrassing than thinking your bunghole is tight enough to hold for a long distance and suddenly have it burst halfway to your destination!"
EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 35: <uncontrollable laughter>