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    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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Toothy Trade

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

teeth

Someone just went all-in on their all-liquid diet.

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Damn It, Tim

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2016 at 5:00PM

DamnItTim

Joke's on you. Tim's so hammered he forgot how to read.

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Whiskey Wedding

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

WeddingFlask

She started chugging as soon as she heard, "The bride and groom will now read the vows they've personally written…"

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Livin' That Lizard Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2016 at 1:00PM

LizardBath

You haven't known a good bath until you've paired it with exotic reptiles and alcoholism.

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Wonderful Idea

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

nonvodka

So… all of the same bad taste and inevitable vomiting but without any of the fun? Sold

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