No press is bad press, right?
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
It's one of my favorite drinks; second only to a tall, cool Long Island Iced Queef.
I don't think I'm wrong to immediately bet my life savings this is Russia.
Thanks to advances in modern technology you'll never have to drink alone again! (You're still totally alone, though)
[via Bro My God]