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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 30, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Classic Cocktail

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

SouthernCumfart

It's one of my favorite drinks; second only to a tall, cool Long Island Iced Queef.

[via Izismile]

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art

car

cum

fart

graffiti

liquor

southern comfort

spray paint

train

Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't think I'm wrong to immediately bet my life savings this is Russia.

[via Pikabu]

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bottles

cargo

liquor

pants

pockets

prepared

ready

vodka

Skype Vodka

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 6:00PM

Thanks to advances in modern technology you'll never have to drink alone again! (You're still totally alone, though)

[via Bro My God]

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alcohol

call

cheers

computer

conference

drinking

internet

liquor

skype

toast

vodka

Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

[via Tumblr]

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babysitter

bottles

children

happy

kids

liquor

parenting

russia

vodka