• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Location Location Location

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 11, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Mom and dad always fight over who gets to pick the kids up.

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Twenty Beer Pileup

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 3:00PM

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99 pieces of furniture on Will, 99 pieces of furniturrrrre…

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Aisle 6 – Murder/Moonshine

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Nice to see Wal Mart's finally being honest with themselves and getting back to basics.

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Toothy Trade

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Someone just went all-in on their all-liquid diet.

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Damn It, Tim

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Joke's on you. Tim's so hammered he forgot how to read.

[via Radass]

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