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Skype Vodka

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 6:00PM

Thanks to advances in modern technology you'll never have to drink alone again! (You're still totally alone, though)

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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Get Hung-Over

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 29, 2014 at 6:00PM

My biggest problem with Captain Morgan has always been the fact that he doesn't have a monster dick.

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Ron Jeremy

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Am I Doing This Right?

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 3:00PM

He promised he'd stop drinking, but he never said anything about getting hammered through skin absorption.

 

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Everyone Say "Liver Failure!"

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

Russia may be intolerant of the gays, but a man is free to marry his giant novelty vodka bottle if he so chooses.

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