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Busted

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

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"Marvin, I know you had a skank in your backseat and I also know you've been driving erratically again."

[via Bro My God]

From Around the Web

Pick Your Shade

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2015 at 6:00PM

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“Is there anyway we can make lipstick look EVEN MORE like a dog boner?” – Lipstick pitch meeting six months ago.

[via Reddit]

Oh You A Fancy Cat, Huh?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 2, 2015 at 5:00PM

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This is what it looks like when you smoke two packs a day for 20 years.

[via Acid Cow]

Midnight Makeout

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

Oh, please. Don't act like you've never blacked out and hooked up with someone who smelled like puke before.

[via Uber Humor]

Little Miss Street Corner

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

I've got a feeling her Prince Charming is going to be some guy named Chet.

[via Break]