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    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Woke Up Like This

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 1, 2016 at 10:00PM

bodykiss

Looked up his symptoms on WebMD and he’s either dying of a flesh eating disease or just had a fantastic Saturday night.

[via Izismile]

From Around the Web

I Hope That's Lipstick…

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 5:00PM

BloodDog

"Remember how you said you wished someone could get the baby to stop crying?"

[via Twitter]

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Busted

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

makeup faceplant

"Marvin, I know you had a skank in your backseat and I also know you've been driving erratically again."

[via Bro My God]

Pick Your Shade

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2015 at 6:00PM

penislipstick

“Is there anyway we can make lipstick look EVEN MORE like a dog boner?” – Lipstick pitch meeting six months ago.

[via Reddit]

Oh You A Fancy Cat, Huh?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 2, 2015 at 5:00PM

catmakeup

This is what it looks like when you smoke two packs a day for 20 years.

[via Acid Cow]