• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Hooked On You

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 22, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Had to use my own lunch as bait to catch this guy but it was totally worth it.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 20, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

A Drinking Problem

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Yet another reason I prefer stemless wine glasses. Never have to worry about this happening.

[via Idiod]

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10 Body Mods That Will Assault Your Eyes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I love modified crap. Corn? Good. Extra hard drive space? Good. But holes in your body and skin peeled off? Bad. I just don't like being grossed out. That's why I work a safe environment that shelters me and protects me from all things icky.

It's also why I scoured the internet to find the body mods I find the most horrifying. Enjoy them below.  Show full post

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Just A Nibble

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 2, 2016 at 6:00PM

TurtleBite

Snapping turtles were the Flintstones-era piercing guns.

[via Pikabu]

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