From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
There's no way off without getting eaten, so now he just lives on this lion.
[via Bro My God]
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Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.
[via Daily Garlic]
This is just a little excerpt from "How To Raise A Sex Offender."
[via Uber Humor]