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Ma'am? Your Weave Ate Your Forehead

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

Eh, at least she doesn't have bangs. Anything's better than bangs.

[via No Way Girl]

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beauty

ew

fail

forehead

hair

hairline

line

weave

wtf

Ah, Finals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2013 at 2:00PM

"…What? The garbage can was full." -100 white girls

[via Cherry Plucker]

 

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college

cups

finals

garbage

line

litter

littering

starbucks

study

trash

wtf

Line It Up

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

It's perfect for practicing parallel parking with a Hot Wheels car.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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forehead

hair

hairline

line

seflie

shape

weird

wtf

We're Holding Reindeer Tryouts All Week!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 18, 2013 at 12:00PM

"A little pitchy, dawg."  -Randy Jackson

[via Izismile]

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audition

christmas

deer

holiday

line

lots

reindeer

tryout

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A Fast Food Line May Not Be The Best Place For You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2013 at 12:00PM

I'd totally enter there, but it looks like somebody already has. Perhaps a bit too aggressively.

[via Unique Daily]

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anal

butt

enter

ew

fast food

gross

here

jeans

line

pants

please

poop

ruined

shit