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The Opening To Heaven

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't know where this is, but they have cornered the market on lights coming out of private parts.

[via Izismile]

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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So Life-Like

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Go play, kids. Mommy has to test out her new nightlight."

[via Uber Humor]

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Was It As Good For You As It Was For Me?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2013 at 2:00PM

"Fuck, man. I should hop in the shower."

[via It Makes No Sense]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Light Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

Light Show

The lights are on, but there damn sure isn't anyone home.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Charles Logan Taft.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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