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Soak Up The Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 25, 2015 at 1:00PM

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"You know what else protects your skin from harmful UV rays, ma'am? Literally any clothing."

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10 Items For People Who Love Balls

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Sometimes gift-giving can be a real struggle. Maybe the person has everything, maybe you don't have enough money, or maybe you don't even care about the gift/person that much. In any case, we've compiled a short list of go-to items for the ball lover in your life, because we know you don't have time to shop, you have TVing and internetting to do.

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Ohhh!!! I Get It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wait, no I don't. If up is ON, what is down?? I'm so confused. :(

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The Opening To Heaven

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't know where this is, but they have cornered the market on lights coming out of private parts.

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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