Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this little girl beat the shit out of a tree. That whole forest is about to get cleared.
- All the games you need to watch during college football’s 5-day opening weekend. Or just watch them all until you're permanently fused to the couch.
- This guy's mugshot progression will make you think twice about drugs. But totally get you on board with tattoo eyebrows.
- Buy yourself some glowing bike balls. Or don't bike at night. Or just don't bike. Like, at all.
- Check out these world leaders as kids. Hitler's haircut issues started real early.
- Apparently people dressed as clowns are trying to lure kids into the woods. So, not that this needed to be said, but beware of woods clowns.
- Thursday got da boobies.