SIXTY-NINE pounds. Yeahhhh. *High five*
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Please wipe down the machines after your water breaks on them.
This guy lifting until his head actually explodes would be perfect for the GWAR stage show.
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It seems pervy but he's really just making sure she doesn't blow out a tit.
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